Campaign Update by David Blackmon

Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Campaign Update by David Blackmon
Campaign Update by David Blackmon
Aside from Harris and Walz, Here are Some Real Losers From Tuesday's Election

Aside from Harris and Walz, Here are Some Real Losers From Tuesday's Election

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David Blackmon
Nov 07, 2024
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Campaign Update by David Blackmon
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Aside from Harris and Walz, Here are Some Real Losers From Tuesday's Election
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Obviously, the two biggest losers from Tuesday’s election results are Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. I can’t say I’m not relieved by the fact they will not hold any levers of real power, but 4 years of Vice President Jazz Hands would have given us tons of comic relief.

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I mean, how can you not laugh out loud at a politician who always acts like he’s performing the lead role in The Music Man?

Alas, it is not to be and praise the lord for that.

So sure, Walz and Dear Kamala are the clearest losers in this election outcome, but there are more - lots more - of them. Here are some examples.

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