Campaign Update: Biden Throws Down the Gauntlet

Old Joe Biden’s evil, elder-abusing handlers paraded him out to Wisconsin for a rally that attracted all of 200 people - most of them unionized teachers at a middle school where the rally was held - and to record his choreographed “interview” with Democrat operative George Stephanopoulos.

Biden, spray tan updated and drug cocktail apparently readjusted after its failure in the June 30 debate, performed a little more coherently than he had in the debate, thus enabling his handlers, hangers-on, and sycophants to declare victory and start calling him the Comeback Kid. In both the rally and interview, Biden’s TelePrompTer told him to throw down the gauntlet and declare loudly that “I’m not going anywhere!”