Campaign Update by David Blackmon

Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Campaign Update by David Blackmon
Campaign Update: Gayle King, Joe Biden, and Dana Bash Say the Quiet Parts Out Loud, and They are Glorious

Campaign Update: Gayle King, Joe Biden, and Dana Bash Say the Quiet Parts Out Loud, and They are Glorious

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Apr 16, 2025
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Campaign Update: Gayle King, Joe Biden, and Dana Bash Say the Quiet Parts Out Loud, and They are Glorious
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Let’s just kick today’s festival of the absurd with this clip of 9-minute fake astronaut Gayle King, still in her form-fitting tailored Oscar De La Renta fake astronaut suit, telling the leering press what she’s really, really, really most proud of:

“I’m so proud of me.”

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No doubt you will soon be able to order one of your own Made In China version of that fake astronaut suit soon on Amazon. But be careful about wearing it: It will be designed to only last 9 minutes.

Good grief.

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