Campaign Update: 'No one is above the law...except for my boy, Hunter'

It isn’t like we didn’t all know this was coming, right? The moment our pretend POTUS, Old Joe the Sock Puppet, got up there on his podium and read the prepared text from his TelePrompTer that, “I will not pardon my son” for the first of many times, we knew for certain sure he would indeed pardon his felonious, ne’er-do-well son, Hunter Biden.

After all, all the old fart has done for 4 solid years now is lie to us, so why would this specific instance turn out any different? Of course, it wouldn’t.

The fact Old Joe would pardon Hunter became written in stone when corrupt propagandists posing as journalists like John Harwood formed up to serve yet again as the Deep State’s Amen Chorus by not just repeating the lie, but expanding on it to engage in the tactic of projection:

Joe Biden wouldn’t know how to act on principle or keep his word if those two things assumed human form and slapped him in is demented face. We all know that, and so does John Harwood.