Campaign Update: Saturday Status Report, 2.8.2025 - Every Day is Christmas

Are we having fun yet?

I sure am. Every day feels like waking up on Christmas morning when I was 8 years old. In those years I’d run into our living room on Jones Street to find a new electric football game under the tree and boy, was that great.

I think those things cost about 8 bucks back then, but that was really all I wanted, and my parents knew it’d keep me and a buddy occupied and out of trouble for a few weeks as we did our best to keep our tiny plastic running backs from just running around in circles on the vibrating playing field. But if you were the lucky one who got the tiny plastic running back who ran straight, then you were bound to keep on WINNING.

Folks, Donald Trump and Elon Musk have figured out how to keep the running back of the executive branch running straight down the vibrating field, and it is glorious. It’s like a cornucopia of nothing but WINNING. Truly, the WINNING never ends.