Democrats Strive to Replace an Elderly Sock Puppet With a Brat Sock Puppet

Hey, you remember that Joe Biden guy? You know, the old geezer who pretended to be president of the United States right up until the moment he was forced out of his re-election bid by the real power brokers behind the Democrat party? The guy who had shown signs of advancing dementia for 6 years before being installed into the White House in 2020?

Yeah, that guy, remember him? Sure, you do.

Well, he’s still supposedly the president, though he hasn’t been putting up much of a pretense in recent weeks. I mean, he spent 23 days in August hiding out at some billionaire’s home in Burbank, CA and on Rehoboth Beach in Delaware, conspicuously doing absolutely nothing while the world continues to burn around us.