Campaign Update by David Blackmon

Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Donald Trump, Taylor Swift, and Bruce Springsteen Walk Into a Bar...

Donald Trump, Taylor Swift, and Bruce Springsteen Walk Into a Bar...

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May 17, 2025
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Donald Trump, Taylor Swift, and Bruce Springsteen walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Isn’t she a little young for you fellas?,” and Trump says…

Ok, I haven’t figured out the punchline yet, but you know it would absolutely hilarious and probably have something to do with Bill Belichick.

You have to hand it to President Donald Trump (oh, how I do love typing those three glorious words to begin the day) - when he goes after celebrities, he doesn’t mess around. He doesn’t go for the minor ones, the celebs with shows on Bravo or Hallmark or the CW, oh, no.

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When your President of the United States goes after celebrities, he goes big, he goes hard, and he goes for the jugular. Because, Trump is not a man from New York City’s Upper East Side, oh, no. This dude is from the brass knuckle streets of Queens, and it shows.

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