Friday's Absurdity of the Day: Bill Clinton Didn't Inhale and Alec Baldwin Didn't Pull The Trigger
Liberals think you are all so incredibly stupid. It’s what they rely on - your stupidity and ignorance and willingness to suspend your own common sense and disbelief. It’s how they live their lives, and how they strive to run yours.
This belief of your stupidity and ignorance forms up the entire foundation for Alec Baldwin’s plan to extract himself from being held accountable for the killing of cinematographer Halnya Hutchins and wounding another worker on the set of a movie being filmed in New Mexico last month. Baldwin’s full media narrative is in, and boy is it a doozy. It turns out that to believe the B-list actor with rage issues, you must believe his Colt .45 fired itself.
That’s right: The dog ate Baldwin’s homework, Bill Clinton really didn’t inhale and that gun that Baldwin was holding literally fired itself. I’m guessing we will eventually find out that the gun actually aimed itself at Hutchins, too.
That is the essence of what Baldwin told fawning, pathetic [fake] journalist George Stephanopoulos with ABC [fake] News in an interview from which excerpts were aired Thursday.
There he is in all his really bad acting glory, fake crying, real lying and audience dying at the spectacle. Despite multiple witnesses already having told others that Baldwin pointed the gun directly at his victim and fired either once or twice, and that the crew had been using the very live non-prop gun for target practice earlier in the day, Baldwin is really, truly going with ‘the gun fired itself’, saying:
“The trigger wasn't pulled. I didn't pull the trigger,” and "I would never point a gun at anyone and pull the trigger at them, never,” among other obvious whoppers. Look, a Colt .45 does not fire itself - its trigger mechanism simply will not allow that to happen. Period.
Alec Baldwin apparently thinks he actually lives in a movie, because the notion of pistols just firing on their own volition is purely a Hollywood rubric, invented by imagination-devoid and creativity-challenged writers and directors to move their awful plots along. It almost never happens in real life, and certainly does not happen with a Colt Peacemaker pistol.
It was all too much for even leftist hack Mika Brzezinski to take, although she was put out not by Baldwin’s obvious fairy tale, but with the “dramatic music” ABC attached to its clips:
“But just the music and the producing of it — which is not Alec Baldwin’s fault— is just so cringeworthy,” she said. ” There is a mother who is dead and a woman lost her life and it’s still investigating and it happened right in front of Alec Baldwin potentially in some way connected to this movie they were doing.
Dear Mika: It didn’t “happen[ed] right in front of Alec Baldwin;” Alec Baldwin fired the damn gun. That gun did not fire itself. Period. Only one person on that set was holding that gun, and it was not George Stephanopoulos or ABC’s overwrought music. It was Alec Baldwin. This really is not complicated, you moron.
Holy crap.
Incidentally, ABC’s title for its interview with the bad actor is priceless: “Alec Baldwin Unscripted.”
Yeah, sure, right, uh-huh. You betcha.
You just cannot make this stuff up, folks.
That is all.
It’s the new leftwingnut narrative when they commit obvious crimes. But we all know Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself & Alec Baldwin’s gun didn’t fire itself.