Friday's Fraught Absurdities: The Latest Attack on DeSantis is Hysterically Inept
I hate to tell y’all - and please, keep this between us - but Ron DeSantis has problems with … wait for it … oh, you gotta wait for this one … his - oh, this is just sooooo hard to say - with his soft skills.
There, I’ve said it.
No, really, the most successful governor in America today, the guy who has almost single-handedly transformed Florida from a perpetual swing state into one of the 3 or 4 reddest red states in the country, is just terribly weak with those crucial, well, soft skills.
I swear I’m not making this up. Who could?
Check out this from the pathetic nitwits at The Daily Beast:
He ate pudding with 3 fingers???? On a PLANE????? That’s like totes disqualifying. Or something.
Oh, but it gets so, so much worse than even that. I mean, that’s like, just the tip of the mid-day snack iceberg. Or something.