Friday's Freaky Absurdities: Hide the Biden, Campus Hitler Youth Follies, and 'We Want Trump!'

Before we get into the pretend POTUS’s pathetic statement on the Hitler Youth campus protests, take a look at this:

You will remember that Biden’s evil, elder-abusing handlers put Operation Hide the Biden into effect for these shuffles across the South Lawn to board Marine One, bring along a small army of staffers to shuffle along between him and the leering cameras. The idea being to deny the public the ability to see just how elderly and frail their Sock Puppet has become.

Well, too late, folks: We already know.