Friday's Freaky Absurdities: No Sympathy For Woke Idiots

Life comes at you real fast, Minneapolis woke, police-defunding idiot edition:

As reported by RedState.com, Shivanthi Sathanandan is the Second Vice Chair of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer-Labor Party. As our friends over at Twitchy reported, Sathanandan posted to Facebook about how she had been carjacked in her driveway in front of her children.