Friday's Freaky Absurdities: Old Joe Resorts to Page 1 in the Democrat Playbook

So, if you’re a Democrat nominal POTUS who has been found to have mishandled highly classified documents for well over a decade and your evil handlers are busily making matters infinitely worse by mounting a blatant coverup attempt, where do you turn?

Why, you turn to Page 1 of the Democrat Party’s Playbook, where the title of Chapter 1 reads “Scare the Old Folks by Demagoguing Medicare and Social Security.”

Lo and behold, that’s exactly what Old Joe did on Thursday, making a speech in which he blasted Republicans in the House and Senate for supposedly wanting to “take away your soce-securty m medicare,” which is how that is all pronounced in Biden’s mushy lingo.

Biden had signaled his speech in a tweet published on Wednesday:

Joe Biden @JoeBiden

If Republicans try to cut Social Security or Medicare, I will use my veto pen to stop it.

Unfortunately for Old Joe and his evil handlers, the Internet is chock full of clips of the old reprobate taking exactly the opposite position on the issue while serving as a senator. Here’s one of them:

Renee Lynn 🐳 @Deel_icious

Here's Joe Biden, admitting he tried to cut social security, veterans benefits, medicare & medicaid (not once, but 4 times)!

Joe Biden @JoeBiden

If Republicans try to cut Social Security or Medicare, I will use my veto pen to stop it.

Naturally, the media made sure this despicable Democrat tactic worked as it always does, forcing GOP leaders to answer Biden’s absurd accusation:

The Hill @thehill

McCarthy: "We won’t touch Medicare or Social Security" trib.al/r3RSjSM

It’s all so tiresome, and all so utterly predictable. Next, the old reprobate will likely turn to Page 16 of the Democrat Playbook, where the headline reads “Scare the Black folks with a speech claiming they want to “put y’all back in chains.”