Friday's Frolic of the Absurdities: Newsom Getting Cancelled for Telling the Truth? Hey, Whatever it Takes.
Honestly, some days it doesn’t even pay to get out of bed. Fortunately, this is not one of those days, as the woke nitwits on the communist left of our society have presented us with the single most absurd absurdity of the year so far.
And that is really, really saying something, huh?
Check this out:
You see Newsom’s sin against woke nitwittery there? Let me know when you see it…
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Ok, got it? No?
Here you go:
I kid you not, the reliable leftwing, semi-communist, semi-fascist governor of California is being mocked on Twitter for implying that, well, men can’t get pregnant.
The Woke Perpetual Outrage Mob on Twitter has trafficked for years now in the fantasy that men can have periods just like women and men can get pregnant just like women, all as part of their effort to normalize grooming young children in our schools into the trans lifestyle. Democrat politicians all over the country have trafficked in this same fantasy in efforts to shore up this key, insane part of their voter base.
But let the specter of the overturning of Roe v. Wade come up, and suddenly men can’t have periods or get pregnant anymore. It’s truly a remarkable sort of political nitwittery that could only be invented and perpetuated by the incredibly dishonest hypocrites who make up the Democrat party and its increasingly insane voter base.
Newsom has been among the most guilty of the bunch, so whatever blowback he gets is poetic justice.
Let’s move on…
In Texas, Irish Bob O’Rourke has already become so desperate six months ahead of election day that he’s decided to start cussing to get attention:
Sorry about the profanity, but hey, it’s Beto O’Rourke, who himself is, after all, a walking, cussing profanity of a human being. Given that, it’s no wonder that Democrat voters love him so deeply, but the beauty part is that Texas contains fewer and fewer Democrat voters with each passing day, as Hispanics and suburban women and even African American voters come to their senses.
Cool.
Meanwhile, at some public appearance without a TelePrompter somewhere, our national Sock Puppet-in- [sort of] - Chief uttered something typically unintelligible as his wife looked on in adoring horror:
Wait, what?
*sigh*
As that was going on, his chief spokesperson, Ginger Goebbels, was informing the only curious person on the White House Press Corps that this administration is perfectly fine with radicals inciting violence on Supreme Court justices:
Is everyone paying attention yet?
Over in the senate, Lieawatha was heap big mad:
You might even say she’s on the war path. She’s tossed away her peace pipe. Gotten out her trusty tomahawk. Sending up smoke signals indicating big trouble on the horizon.
Did I miss anything there? Ok, let’s move on…
While all that was taking place, Bill Gates, who I will remind you had no fewer than 37 meetings with noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein (who most certainly did not kill himself), was speaking about his frayed relationship with Elon Musk:
In all seriousness, how is it that this guy has not played a James Bond villain? I’m not joking here.
CNBC’s Jim Cramer provided the best investment advice he’s given out in years as the stock market was crashing:
Yes, indeed, everyone should have stopped trading with this asshat years ago.
Finally, the great Dolly Parton, who never recorded a rock ‘n roll song in her career, was inducted into the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame, because of course she was:
I love Dolly, but she has about as much to do with rock 'n roll as, say, Harry Belafonte does.
Wait, what? Harry Belafonte is going in, too?
Hooboy.
I swear I don’t make this stuff up, folks, I really don’t. Who could?
That is all.
Another fabulous Friday full of follies! 😂
We are truly living in an upside down world! It’s giving me a headache.