Kamala Explains Everything: Kamala Drunk-Explains the Duality of Democracy
In today’s episode of our continuing series, Kamala Explains Everything, we find that, even when she’s two sheets to the wind, Dear Kamala maintains the unique capacity to explain even the most complex of topics in a way no one else on earth could ever hope to replicate.
Here’s our hero, explaining what she calls the “duality of Democracy” after having consumed 2-3 glasses of mid-grade chardonnay:
I ask you: Who could ever hope to compete with that level of insight?
That is all.
If I wind up watching the show live tonight, I think I’m going to ask Robert Barnes how the hell Kommie ever passed the LSAT, much less the bar. There’s no way she’s smart enough.
David asked who could compete with that level of insight. As I was always eager to participate in class, allow me to provide some, perhaps obvious answers:
1. A stoned gerbil.
2. A stoned armadillo.
3. A pet rock (also inherently stone).
4. Brandon.