Kamala Explains Everything: Kamala Explains Space, We Think
Dear Kamala has always been more than a little spacey, so it is only appropriate that she takes on that topic in this latest episode of our long-running series, Kamala Explains Everything.
At least, we think that’s what she’s talking about here - we will just have to let the viewer decide:
Transcript:
You know, there's this whole, I talked with somebody once who said, you know, if you just look at where the, the, the stars are in the sky. Don't look at me. It's just random things. If you just look at me as points. Look at the constellation. What does it show you? So you just outlined it rolling. What does it show you?
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Such prose! “You know, there's this whole, I talked with somebody once who said, you know, if you just look at where the, the, the stars are in the sky.” Who else, what other political figure could have come up with reasoning such as this?
It’s magnificent. Or something, we just aren’t sure. You’ll just have to decide.
That is all.
One of the many things that I viscerally hate about the election cycle is that it makes me acknowledge that certain friends and colleagues are ignorant or stupid, or vicious or all of the above. I can understand being so opposed to someone that you would vote for whoever was running against them. But what I cannot understand is any reasonably sentient human being casting an affirmative vote for this obviously inept and unqualified person To the point where they will fill their yard with signs explaining what an obvious choice she is. That's something I cannot un-see and now I have to know this about people where I would've been perfectly content to never know how ridiculous they really are.
Roland looked a little baffled. I look at him and cannot help but guess that he was thinking, "Jesus, Moses and Mohammed - is it really true this dingbat is Vice F-ing President of the United States? One heartbeat away from replacing Hair Sniffer with Dementia? Man, we are screwed...."