Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Kamala Explains Everything: Someone's Had a Couple of Toddies

Kamala Explains Everything: Someone's Had a Couple of Toddies

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David Blackmon
Oct 21, 2024
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Kamala Explains Everything: Someone's Had a Couple of Toddies
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Day drinking is never a wise thing to do, not even in New Orleans or Las Vegas. Maybe especially in those places, in fact. Day drinking all too often leads to lost money and/or time, and when traveling with a crowd - as one does in the midst of a presidential campaign - it can also lead to the recording and sharing of unfortunate video clips.

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Some of us know these lessons about day drinking from hard experience. Dear Kamala found this all out the hard way over the weekend, as she stopped to harangue campaign workers at her Madison, Wisconsin HQ apparently after having a classic 2 martini lunch.

The result - consisting of Dear Kamala’s 10,000th recitation of her weird “nature of democracy” soliloquy we’ve all heard before - is pure Kamala gold.

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