Kamala Explains Everything: The Trouble With Those Darn Starbucks Coffee Cup Lids

On Friday, Dear Kamala decided to wax eloquent - as only she can do - on the topic of those darn white cups on those darn coffee cups from Starbucks.

See, there’s a problem with those darn white lids on those darn coffee cups from Starbucks, and it is unique to women - did you know Kamala is a woman? Of course you did since she repeats it about 30 times in every stump speech - especially women who, like Dear Kamala, like to wear copious layers of lipstick while drinking coffee from those darn Starbucks coffee cups with those darn white lids.

Watch as Dear Kamala explains what that problem is, how she deals with it, and then laughs uproariously at something that really isn’t all that funny to anyone but her own self:

Transcript:

We talked about those lids. You know how those lids on those Starbucks cups, they're white, right?

So if you wear lipstick, they get all over the lid. So I find myself in meetings, if I'm the only woman, I keep taking the lid off and having my cup out, so I don't have that big lipstick mark on the lid.

So I said can we do something about the color of the lid? *Violently shakes laughing at her own joke for nearly 10 seconds*

So that was that conversation.

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If she didn’t already exist, you could never make her up in a million billion years, and why would anyone in their right mind even want to try?

That’s our Kamala!

That is all.