Monday's Absurdity of the Day: Biden Failing His Obligation to Reduce His Personal Carbon Footprint
How many ways can the creepy old weirdo in the White House find to humiliate himself and the United States of America? Judging from the result of his recent trip to Europe, where he was credibly accused of pooping his pants while meeting with the Marxist Pope at the Vatican, caught on video sleeping through the opening speeches at the COP26 conference in Glasgow and held a series of incoherent press availabilities, the possibilities are apparently endless.
As if all the above weren’t enough, on Sunday we had this report about the old gasbag:
Here’s an excerpt from that story:
President Joe Biden let out a long, loud fart while speaking with the Duchess of Cornwall at the COP26 summit.
Camilla Parker Bowles “hasn’t stopped talking about” the 78-year-old’s “long fart,” it has been reported.
The pair were making small talk at the global climate change gathering in Scotland last week when the president broke wind, according to an informed source that spoke to The Mail on Sunday.
“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the source told the outlet.
“Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.”
Biden met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson.
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“It was long, loud and impossible to ignore,” kind of like Kamala Harris’s cackle.
Seriously, you can see it on his face in that photo, can’t you? Hilarious.
The COP26 conference was supposed to be all about looking for ways to cut down on greenhouse gas emissions on Planet Earth. Obviously, nobody gave the Sock Puppet that message.
But hey, who hasn’t let out a long, loud and impossible to ignore fart at some inconvenient time? I will never forget accidentally ripping one off while I was in the middle of testifying before a hearing of the House Energy Resources Committee in Austin one day about a dozen years ago. What else is there to do but to just pretend it came from someone else and keep talking?
That’s apparently what the sock puppet did, although he no doubt had no idea whatsoever what he was actually saying at that moment in time. Because that’s who he is.
And to be fair, I wasn’t the nominal President of the United States, and I wasn’t at a reception chatting with the ogres of British royalty when my own emissions burst forth in public. But I did learn to never again have dinner at a Tex-Mex joint the night before I was scheduled to testify.
Perhaps Mr. Biden’s evil, elder-abusing handlers should consider cutting back on their patient’s, er, “president’s” daily milk allowance going forward, because it appears, sounds and smells as if he might have developed an allergy.
That is all.
The lady was lucky she was standing in front of him rather than behind. she may have been injured.
How would I have loved to have been a fly on the wall to see ole Jill’s reaction. I unfortunately suspect his gas’s gaffe most probably won him big brownie points throughout the Commonwealth as they do NOT like Camilla.