Monday's Absurdity of the Day: Deep Thoughts, by Joe Biden
If only Robert E. Lee had been in Afghanistan...
After getting punk’d by these kids wearing MAGA gear on Saturday during an appearance in Shanksville, PA, the Sock Puppet-in-Chief, China Joe Biden, made the mistake of actually speaking to a reporter without notes or a script he could read from a TelePrompter.
Very predictably, here is how it went:
Here is a verbatim transcript of that bit of genius:
“this idea…that…you knowwwww…wuh youknowwaddayawannadowith Biden, I wanna box him…mfh..mfh…uh…I should be so lucky. youknowimean…but ih this th ee thu kinds of things d’or you know…stuff that…is comin’ out of…Florida…youknowstuff that’s…you know…that Robert E. Lee’d been in Afghanistan, you’d of won…nuh, anyway…I don…I,I,I’m tellin’ ya too much…”
That’s some deep thinking right there. Real presidential eloquence at an event to commemorate the heroism of 9/11. Now you know why his evil handlers didn’t want him to be saying anything whatsoever at any of the various events he attended over the weekend.
The mystery is how those evil handlers let him take that humiliating photo with the MAGA kids. After all, neither this nominal president nor any other Democrat want to associate themselves with sentiments like “proud to be an American” or “Make America Great Again.” That’s not the agenda, not at all.
This is the guy who you are supposed to believe is in charge of American foreign policy and our military. Is it any wonder, then, that the Afghanistan withdrawal was such a catastrophe that hundreds of American citizens are still being held hostage by the Taliban?
This is the guy you are supposed to believe is in charge of U.S. immigration policy. Is it any wonder then that the situation at our border with Mexico is an ongoing human rights atrocity?
This is the guy you are supposed to believe is in charge of our economy. Is it any wonder then that inflation is out of control and the massive job creation and economic growth machine Biden inherited from America’s last real President, Donald Trump, has slowed to a crawl?
But hey, “if Robert E. Lee’d been in Afghanistan, you’d of won,” America. Good to know, right?
Right.
Where else can you get deep thoughts like that other than from the addled brain of a China-compromised Sock Puppet who has this weird square thing on his right ear?
What in the hell is that thing, anyway? Did someone just forget to take the tab off the rubber mask? Is it part of an adhesive tab holding his temporary face lift in place? Or is it a part of some kind of earpiece through which his evil handlers can direct him around the event and remind him that the beastly woman haranguing him is Hillary Clinton, not Nancy Pelosi or Eleanor Roosevelt?
Thank your Democrat friends for this. I know they’ll appreciate you for doing so.
That is all.
The tab is some kind of flesh colored tape. It's there to hide the earpiece tubing, since some pictures in recent times have shown it. Gotta make sure we don't see the truth.