Monday's Magnificent Absurdities: Georgia's in the Bag as Dems Trot Out Obama, and Fauci Tries to Cover His Tracks [UPDATED]

Great news, everybody! Brian Kemp is now a shoe-in for re-election and Herschel Walker will be Georgia’s next U.S. senator!

We learned that late Sunday when all the blue-check fake reporters on Twitter began swooning over news that Barack Hussein Obama His Own Self will be campaigning on behalf of Georgia Democrats:

Even better, Obama will follow his stops on behalf of Stacey Abrams and Ralph Warnock in Georgia with events in Detroit and Milwaukee, according to a report at Dailymail.com.

The article reports that Obama has recently taken to criticizing his fellow Dems for being “buzzkills” on the campaign trail. Apparently, he plans to rectify that malady for them, in the process no doubt making his speeches more about His Own Self than about the Dems actually running for election.

Because that’s what Barack Obama His Own Self always does.