Monday's March of the Absurdities: Useless Republicans, Personal Fouls and Democrat Primal Screams, Oh My!
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz hit the nail on the head about what congressional Republicans should do about the Democrats’ Ministry of Truth being set up at the Department of Homeland Security:
Yes, Senator, that’s exactly how Republicans should respond to that Orwellian act by the Biden administration’s evil minions. Even if it means having to shut down the entire federal government to get it done and taking the heat from the corrupt news media for doing so. Cruz has shown in the past that he has the political courage to do that, staging a one-man 21-hour filibuster in 2013 against the ObamaCare bill that led to a partial government shutdown for a few days.
Given that this Ministry of Truth’s portfolio will be to heavily restrict First Amendment rights, one might expect the news media to support efforts to defund it. But, of course, that would only happen if we had an actual free and functioning press in this country, something we lost many years ago.
Thus, there is no question that Republicans would have to summon the political courage to be willing to incur some really bad media days to kill this atrocity before it really gets started, and we can be sure that, other than Cruz and Rand Paul, finding any other senator willing to take that kind of heat will be painfully hard to do.
Because, when it really comes down to an emergency situation, Republicans in the senate are no different than wind and solar power on a grid: USELESS.
Let’s move on…
Looks like Major League Baseball is going to have to implement a new penalty called a Highly Personal Foul after this happened on Sunday:
Oooooooooof.
I-35 in Texas responds: “Hold my beer, Las Vegas.”
Actually, I-35, which spans the entire breadth of the nation from Laredo, Texas to Minneapolis, Minnesota, somehow only made it to #8 on this Top 10 list. To literally no one’s surprise, the top spot was taken by I-95, which spans the East Coast from Maine down to the Florida Keys. No doubt that’s mainly due to the hijinks of the infamous ‘Florida Man.’
Meanwhile, in Georgia, a preview of the coming Red Wave election this November is taking place in primary elections there:
Georgia without massive Democrat voter fraud resulting from the use of mass mail-in ballots is not the “swing state” the media/Democrat propaganda complex wants you to believe it is. Don’t let yourself be brainwashed to think otherwise.
Here is what unchecked climate alarm propaganda looks like:
That is actually an aerial photo of a strip mining operation, the kind commonly used to mine for lithium, copper, cobalt, nickel and other critical minerals that are the life’s blood not of the oil and gas industry, but of the electric vehicles, wind and solar industries. Thousands of scenes just like this one already exist all over the world, and if the climate goals of the US, European and UN governments are to be met, tens of thousands more mines just like this one would have to be created around the world in just the next 18 years.
That’s the truth, according to the UN’s own International Energy Agency.
As is always the case with climate alarmism, the truth is highly inconvenient.
The incestuous relationship between the media and political worlds, as personified by former CBS “journalist” Kate Smith:
*sigh*
Speaking of which, here’s ABC’s execrable Martha Raddatz engaging in classic wishful thinking journalism on the abortion issue:
Where the media’s concerned, it’s always only the Republicans who are “pushing too far” and incurring “considerable risk” on the abortion issue. The reality, of course, is that this issue is a killer for the Democrats, mainly because of the utterly extreme position they invariably take in relation to it.
I defy anyone to point to a single national or statewide election that was decided in the favor of the Democrats in which abortion was the main issue. It’s a myth, the real unicorn of our political world.
The truth is, Republicans welcome the rise of this issue and corrupt media reporting on it like this hilarious suggestion from the clowns at The New Yorker:
Here’s an excerpt from that New Yorker screed:
In a group of four thirtysomething women, one had had an abortion and another had accompanied a friend to a clinic. Daniele, in a green turtleneck, had texted friends who play in a band with her (“twee-inflected feminist K Records-y pop”), hoping, since the Supreme Court’s opinion was still a draft, that “if we really scare the shit out of them they’ll change their minds.” Her bandmate Tasha, who wore a green beret borrowed from Daniele and works at an art museum, had invited a co-worker and left work early: “Our boss was very supportive. She said, ‘Bring everyone.’ ”
Nearby, a man named Jonathan Walker wore a pink pussyhat, from the 2017 Women’s March. “My wife couldn’t be here. I’m wearing her hat,” he said. Both are actors; his wife was doing a Zoom reading of a Charles Busch play. Walker’s grandmother volunteered for the birth-control advocate Margaret Sanger a hundred years ago, and when he was a teen-ager, in the seventies, his mother had an abortion. “She was fifty-three years old. It was unviable,” he said. “I hope this doesn’t sound weird, but I thought it was really cool: Wow, my mom is having an abortion!” That morning, he had called his mother, who is ninety-seven. “She was just completely undone when she heard the news about the leaked draft. She said, ‘You go to that rally for me.’ ”
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A group called Abortion Access Front had set up a “Primal Scream Station,” with placards of the six conservative Justices’ faces. An employee named Molly was dressed in a sequinned vulva costume. “This is my summer vulva outfit,” she said. “Unfortunately, we have to do so much protesting that I have a winter vulva outfit as well.” She yelled, “Step right up! Be a primal screamer! Flip ’em off!” Some women counted down from three and screamed long and loud. Wobbling, Molly said, “That made me want to have a cigarette—Jesus Christ!”
Sue, the retired pediatrician, partook. As she and Lori left the square, she said, “We exercised our right to scream.”
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Yes, Democrats, please produce more primal screaming scenes like this one in the leadup to the November elections:
They’ll make terrific fodder for Republican campaign ads.
You just can’t make this stuff up, folks.
That is all.
Primal screaming..too funny.