Monday's March of the Absurdities: Biden Don't Get No Respect and Fauci Don't Wear No Mask
I’m sorry (ok, I’m really not sorry at all), but I laughed out loud when this tweet was at the top of my Twitter feed this morning:
Hey, I wonder what tipped Juan Williams off? Gosh, it’s so hard to imagine why a living clown show like our national Sock Puppet gets no respect from anyone as he is leading our nation down the path to societal oblivion. Who could’ve ever seen that coming?
Juan Williams is one of those guys who is always good for a laugh, but never intentionally so. Just like Biden, in fact. I would do an excerpt from this story, but, well, why? It’s just Juan Williams after all.
Meanwhile, the old Obama UN apparatchik Samantha Power reared her ugly head on the Sunday morning fake news shows:
While on ABC’s “This Week,” she said the quiet part out loud by telling George Stephanopoulous that massive fertilizer price increases caused by rising natural gas costs and the decision by BNSF and other railways to dramatically scale back fertilizer shipments for no discernible reason is actually a good thing.
Why? Because, in the spirit of “never letting a crisis go to waste,” the hardships caused by more costly and scarce fertilizers will force a transition of food growing to more “sustainable farming” through alternatives like composting and manure. Nevermind that making such a transition in any scalable way and still maintaining adequate food supply is likely impossible and would take decades to achieve in any event, this, says the lunatic ideologue, is a key transition for the bigger picture issue of solving … wait for it … you guessed it … Climate Change.
So, yes, millions upon millions of third-world folks are going to starve during this “transition,” but that’s ok because the Cardinals in the Global Church of Climate Change like Power will see their dogma come to its full fruition.
These people are absolute ghouls. They belong in a Stephen King novel, and not as the good guys.
I knew in 1975 that The Fonz was just another pathetic virtue signaler, and here he is, proving me right:
“Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy!”
Oh, noes! Not Meghan and Harry!
Yes, indeed, there is always some good news to be found in this world if you will just look for it.
Almost too absurd to be true, but hey, it’s Bloomberg, so…:
I’m pretty sure I’ve written about 100 stories about how pesky government regulations and permitting holdups have stymied oil and gas projects over the last 35 years. In all that time, no one at Bloomberg has ever done the same. But let those very same regulations and permitting holdups stymie the building of some windmills and solar farms and - boom! - this is the second major story Bloomberg has done in the last 10 days on the subject.
Funny how that works, huh?
Also making the rounds of the Sunday morning shows was our space alien DHS Secretary, Mayorkas from Orkas. The guy squirmed and prevaricated trough a series of softball interviews during which he claimed that his new Ministry of Truth would be - I kid you not - “safeguarding the right of free speech”:
Because of course that is what he would say. This is the same guy who also claimed that the Southern border “is not open,” - a blatant, outright lie - and that his department has “effectively managed” the situation there - another blatant, outright lie.
So, what do you think his statement about “safeguarding the right of free speech” really is? The pattern is pretty clear, isn’t it?
Meanwhile, on Saturday night, here is what the Little Menace to Society Anthony Fauci was doing:
That’s right: No mask for Little Anthony, or for any of the other DC Swamp Imperials, like Don Lemon, who were in attendance at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Well, except for the servants, that is. They all had to be masked, because, you know, if the servants are masked, then the DC Swamp Rats somehow become immune to COVID.
It’s “science.”
Holy crap.
That is all.