Monday's Marvelous Absurdities: Free at Last, Free at Last, the Tay-Tay Super Bowl is Over

The main drinking game related to the Super Bowl Sunday evening was to take a shot of tequila every time the CBS cameras cut away to show Taylor Swift and her entourage up in their million-dollar suite. Those who participated in that drinking game are either dead or calling in sick to work this morning.

For betting purposes, the over/under on the number was set by one Vegas oddsmaker at 5.5, meaning if you bet the over, the cameras would have to cut over to Tay-Tay at least 6 times for you to get paid. It was the easiest bet I’ve ever seen Vegas set. I’m pretty sure she at least doubled that absurdly low number but have no idea if that paid double. Actually, I do know that it doesn’t, because I have spent far too much of my life in Las Vegas.

But that’s another story for another time. Or maybe a story for never.