Monday's Marvelous Absurdities: Iowans are the Honey Badger, and NBC News Provides a Deep State Preview of Coming Attractions

It’s cold in Iowa, and people are going to caucus, anyway.

Why? Because Iowa people tend to be hearty, dedicated, real Americans who live out here in Flyover Country. Because they love not only their state, their corn, their Hawkeyes and Cyclones, and their ethanol subsidies, but they love their country, too.

So, the temperature in Des Moines is -6 degrees, you say? They don’t care. They’re like the damn Honey Badger, and the Honey Badger, as the famous video says, don’t give a shit what the temperature is.

These Iowa people are what most all Americans once were. They figure they got a job to do tonight, and they’re by God going to do it. And what they’re going to do tonight on the Republican side is give Donald Trump’s re-election campaign a big boost, most likely with more than 50% support against this field of comparative weaklings.