Monday's Marvelous Absurdities: Joe Biden, Everybody's All-American, and the Warmonger Party Awakens in the Wake of U.S. Soldier Deaths
While on a campaign stop in South Carolina, Old Joe Biden visited a Black-owned barbershop. As soon as he came into the shop, the old geezer walked over to a husky fellow getting his hair cut and inexplicably said this:
“If I had you running in front of me when I was playing at Delaware, I could’ve been All-American, man.”
For the record, Joe Biden never played football at Delaware. Oh, he did show up for summer drills for the freshman team and was listed on the roster for a few weeks before quitting (his Dad made him quit because his grades were so bad), but he did not ever, not for one day, show up on the roster for the varsity football team while attending Delaware University.