Monday's Marvelous Absurdities: Rapinoe Was Always About the Money, Global Boiling Already Over, and Other Shenanigans

As if you needed any more proof, here is definitive proof that Megan Rapinoe was always in it for the money:

Not the camaraderie with her teammates, not the competition on the field, not that loss a few years ago to a boys’ 15-and-under team from the Dallas/Fort Worth area - none of those were her favorite memory of a long career in the most boring and tedious sport on earth. No, Rapinoe was always in it for the money, which would explain why she smiled after missing (badly) the final penalty shot of her career Sunday.