Monday's Merry Absurdities: The Media is Sick About Beto Being Sick

Dear Americans: If you’re irritated at paying $14 or even $16 per mwh for your electricity bills now, just know things could be worse. You could live in Germany:

Javier Blas @JavierBlas

German power for next year broke through the €1,000 per MWh level for the first time as the European energy crisis intensifies | #EnergyCrisis #energytwitter

With the Euro trading near parity with the dollar, that’s also roughly $1,000 per mwh. My goodness.

Count your blessings, and vote Republican in November, because this is what the lunatics in the Biden administration want to bring to you.

Poor, sick Beto alert! The fanboys and fangirls in the Texas and national news media are in full mourning today because of this:

That’s right: Poor Beto got himself a bacterial infection and was forced to cancel several public appearances at which the fanboys and fangirls had hoped to snuggle up close to him and try to get a media date, i.e., a fawning, softball interview with him.

But worry not, fanboys and fangirls: The Democrat activists at the Washington Post assure us that he is resting comfortably at home and will be back on the media dating circuit later this week.

whew.