Monday's Viral Absurdity: Did Fauci Monkeys Escape a Truck Wreck In Pennsylvania?

A very odd story out of Pennsylvania over the weekend involves a wreck involving a truck that must have been carrying monkeys that have been subjected to the kind of frankly evil medical experimentation funded by the Little Menace to Society Anthony Fauci at his National Institutes of Allergies and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) bureaucratic atrocity.

The truck was involved in a wreck on a rural PA highway last week, and was apparently carrying a load of 100 of these monkeys. After the wreck, several of the monkeys escaped and remained at large in the PA wilderness until Sunday.

The most troubling part of this story comes with the news that people on the scene when the wreck took place were later contacted by the … wait for it … Centers for Disease Control and warned to report back to them if they end with any “cold-like symptoms.” You know, like you get with COVID-19 or in the early stages of other highly infectious diseases.

Oh.

Here’s an excerpt from from a local TV story:

According to a CDC spokesperson, the monkeys were en route to a CDC-approved quarantine facility after landing Friday morning in New York. They are originally from Mauritius, a country in eastern Africa.

The crash happened around 3:30 p.m. Friday afternoon, that's when the three monkeys got free in the Danville area.

Police say the driver who was transporting the monkeys was charged in the crash.

Originally, state police told us four monkeys were on the loose.

As of Saturday afternoon, some people were still worried.

"Little monkeys, we got bears, we have coyotes, we have deer, you know all the time. A little 3-pound monkey doesn't scare me, but why are they so concerned about it is what concerns me," said Howie Lerch, Valley Township.

Friday night Newswatch 16 spoke with Michelle Fallon of Danville, who saw the entire accident. She jumped into action; helping both drivers and the loads they were carrying.

"I walk up back on the hill and this guy tells me, 'Oh, he's hauling cats. I said, 'oh.' So I go over to look in the crate and there's this green cloth over it. So I peel it back, I stick my finger in there and go 'kitty, kitty.' It pops its head up and it's a monkey," Fallon said.

Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms. 

She shared the letter from the CDC with Newswatch 16; it reads in part that, "the surviving monkeys will be quarantined and will be monitored for infectious diseases for at least 31 days before their release."

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HOLY CRAP. These monsters.

Here’s our problem as a society: We know without any doubt at all that no one in our utterly corrupt propaganda news media will lift even a little pinkie finger to try to hold Fauci or the CDC’s Rochelle Walensky or anyone else in this worthless, evil quasi-presidential administration accountable for any of this.

The poor citizens who came into contact with this accident or these monkeys will be placed under government surveillance, and should they show any symptoms will no doubt be secreted away in some quarantine facility, and neither you nor I will ever know about it. You will see no updates to this story of any kind, and will be left to wonder whatever might have happened where it was concerned.

The government says all of the escaped, tortured monkeys are “accounted for”, having been supposedly “humanely euthanized.” Sure, they have.

The trouble there is that we know without any doubt at all that we cannot trust a word this government says, and that for all we know those monkeys are spending the night in the air conditioning ducts at the local hospital or movie theater. We literally have no idea what the truth of this story is because we know we can’t trust anyone in the government or the news media to accurately report that truth to us.

That’s the state of our society today. We just have no way of knowing. It’s a terrible state for any society to be in.

That is all.