OMG. The Babylon Bee Meets Buc-ees, and the Results are Absolutely Glorious

First, for those unfamiliar with Buc-ees, it is a chain of gargantuan roadside gas station/convenience stores that have transformed the whole concept of roadside convenience stops in Texas over the last 20 years. Even better, the chain is now expanding to other states like Florida, Tennessee and Alabama.

A typical Buc-ees features upwards of 100 gleaming, clean and actually working gas pumps and a “convenience store” the size of a typical Wal-Mart presenting a literal cornucopia of food, drinks and merchandize. Best of all, the restrooms featuring dozens of urinals, stalls and sinks are constantly manned and cleaned by multiple personnel, ensuring happiness for the little wifey on those long trips across Texas.

In a video released today by the comedy geniuses at the Babylon Bee, a fictional couple of California transplants to Texas stumble into a Buc-ees for a transformational lifetime experience. The results are indescribably hilarious.

Take a look and be sure to have some Kleenex handy, because you will be shedding tears of joy and laughter: