Pete Buttigieg Update: Preacher Pete is Running for Governor!

Bete Poohttigieg, er, Butt Peettigieg, er, Pete Buttigieg is running for governor, y’all! Aren’t you all excited? Yes? Anyone? No?

Yeah, me either.

“But this is real news! Not like that politics slop,” to quote a great Indianian known to his family and neighbors only as The Old Man.

And hey, isn’t Bete Poohtti, er, Pete Buttigieg also a famous Indianian? Why, he sure is, having been elected twice to serve as mayor of South Bend, home of the Notre Dame Fighting Peettiboots, er, Irish!

Ok, so, Preacher Pete’s planning to run for the governor’s office in his home state, then?

Um, well, not exactly.