Saturday's Salacious Absurdities: Biden Hands Trump a Way Out of his Dumb Debate Decision [UPDATED]

Ok, maybe the Trump campaign is working now to get out of the boss’s dumb agreement to debate Joe Biden on CNN and ABC. Take a look at this bit of news tweeted out by Simon Ateba last night:

So, Biden’s evil handlers have rejected a proposal from the Trump camp to hold two additional presidential debates, along with a single vice-presidential debate, as has been customary in recent election cycles. That’s despite the fact that Trump’s camp proposes to hold the additional presidential debates on Biden-friendly NBC and Telemundo.

It should surprise no one that Biden’s handlers can’t agree to four debates over just a few months. It has become transparently obvious their Sock Puppet must be hyped up on a wicked cocktail of drugs to render him semi-lucid for a span of a few hours, as was so blatantly obvious at his State of the Union speech in March. This is not something they can do to him on a regular basis - doing so would risk literally killing the man.