Saturday's Salacious Absurdities: Frau Whitmer Partners With a Potato Who is Not Joe Biden or Brian Stelter as the Border Crisis Worsens

I have a feeling someone on Frau Gretchen Whitmer’s staff is getting fired. That would be whichever staffer it is who told her recording a commercial with an AI talking potato called Professor Potato was a great career move.

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You cannot make this stuff up, folks. The jokes just keep writing themselves.

Let’s move on…