Campaign Update by David Blackmon

Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Campaign Update by David Blackmon
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Saturday's Salacious Absurdities: Go Woke, Go Broke Hits SI, and Klaus Schwab Wants AI to Replace Free Elections, Because of Course He Does

Saturday's Salacious Absurdities: Go Woke, Go Broke Hits SI, and Klaus Schwab Wants AI to Replace Free Elections, Because of Course He Does

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Go woke, Go broke, Part 6,532: Entire Staff of Sports Illustrated told to hit the damn bricks.

That’s right: The woke staff of SI that gave you fat chicks, ugly chicks, dudes in bikinis, and a 75-year-old Martha Stewart on the cover of its annual swimsuit issue was told it would be “seeking other opportunities,” as it goes in corporate-speak, yesterday.

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Just as the morons who ran Victoria’s Secret’s brand into the dirt discovered the hard way, there is a certain preferred model of a woman’s body that will sell the most skimpy underwear and copies of a titillating edition of a “sports” magazine. That model doesn’t weigh 250 lbs., come out of a retirement home, or have a telling bump in xis crotch.

You wouldn’t think this is hard, but apparently it is to woke idiots who are destroying everything in our society.

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