Saturday's Salacious Absurdities: The Sock Puppet Cops a Feel as Dodgers Award Fake Nuns

No, that headline is no lie. At an official event at the White House Friday, our nominal POTUS literally copped a feel as he greeted actress Eva Longoria.

Check it out:

You cannot make this stuff up, folks.

In his own remarks at the event, Biden then bragged about his pedophile nature, telling the audience that he and Longoria had first hooked up “when I was 40 and she was 17.”

A classic case of advancing dementia destroying the victim’s social filter. Of course, Old Joe never really had much of that to begin with, did he?