Saturday's Salacious Absurdities: White House Finds Sudden Respect For The Hatch Act as it Sends Cluster Bombs to Ukraine

Now, there's a headline you never expected to read before the Bidens came along...

Jul 08, 2023

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Cocaine was found in the White House and isn't it too early for snow in the US, Mr President?

After months of wantonly violating the Hatch Act, the serial liars who make up the White House communications staff are now suddenly very, very concerned about sticking to the letter of that law.

What is the reason for this 180 degree change in attitude towards this arcane law, you ask?

Why, Hunter Biden and the Curious Case of the Cubby Hole Cocaine Culprit, of course:

“I don’t have a response to this because we have to be careful about the Hatch Act,” the serial liar says.

Man, if that doesn’t give you a good wakeup laugh, I don’t know what will.

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Saturday's Salacious Absurdities: White House Finds Sudden Respect For The Hatch Act as it Sends Cluster Bombs to Ukraine

Now, there's a headline you never expected to read before the Bidens came along...

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