Saturday's Stupendous Absurdities: Biden's Cabinet of Buffoons Rules the Memes

I gotta say, this is perfect:

David Blackmon's Energy Absurdity @EnergyAbsurdity

This is perfect: New Times Square Billboard: Elite Pete Says “Let Them Drive Electric Cars”

jobcreatorsnetwork.comNew Times Square Billboard: Elite Pete Says “Let Them Drive Electric Cars” - Job Creators NetworkWashington, D.C. (July 22, 2022)—Today, the Job Creators Network (JCN) put up a billboard in the heart of Times Square calling out Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg for suggesting Americans should just buy electric cars to avoid high gas prices. According to Kelly Blue Book, the average price…

“Elite Pete.” I most definitely will be using that in the future. Thank you, Job Creators Network. (Hat tip to reader David Proud for tipping me off on that one. Readers should feel free to email me tips to david.blackmon@reagan.com.)

Preacher Pete also landed in another meme Friday, along with his fellow buffoon cabinet member, Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm:

That one’s pretty awesome, too.

And, since we’re on the topic of Biden’s staff of buffoons, check out this little clip of Granholm raving about Old Joe’s “incredible transition”:

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NEW - Biden's Energy Secretary: "We're witnessing the beginning of one of the most significant events in human history."

NBC should create a new prime time show for these dorks called “Democrats Got No Talent.”

Let’s move on…

Speaking of Democrats that got no talent, how about White House doctor Ashish Jha:

RNC Research @RNCResearch

ASHISH JHA: Biden "ate his breakfast and lunch fully. He actually showed me his plate!"

You just cannot make this stuff up, folks - the jokes just keep writing themselves. Hell, the people themselves are the jokes.

DailyWire captured the likely scene in Biden’s hospital room perfectly:

Daily Wire @realDailyWire

White House staff getting Biden to eat his breakfast:

Now, do one with Tapioca pudding, and you’ve got it.

Speaking of the White House, we are obviously officially in a recession, so they’ve decided to try to convince their corrupt media toadies to help them re-define the measure of that term:

David Blackmon's Energy Absurdity @EnergyAbsurdity

You just cannot make these people up, folks. Don't even try. White House: Even if GDP contracted, it's not a recession

axios.comWhite House: Even if GDP contracted, it’s not a recessionBiden’s economists emphasize a range of data showing expansion.

Here’s an excerpt from that story at shameless Democrat toady site Axios:

Next Thursday, the Commerce Department will release its initial estimate of second-quarter growth. President Biden's economic advisers are trying to lay down a marker now.

• They say that even if the number turns out to show a second straight quarter of negative growth, the U.S. economy was almost certainly not in a recession in the first half of this year.

Why it matters: By most measures, the world's largest economy remains comfortably in expansion mode — but the White House is seeking to preempt heightened recession chatter that would accompany two quarters of shrinking GDP.

• The colloquial definition is that two consecutive quarters of contraction equals a recession. It is often useful as a rule of thumb in international comparisons.

• But in the U.S., a committee of the National Bureau of Economic Research — the semi-official arbiters of business cycle dates — defines a recession as "a significant decline in economic activity that is spread across the economy and lasts more than a few months."

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Ok, so now the official, formal economic measure that has literally always been used to define a recession is now termed by the Democrat activists at Axios to be “colloquial.”

Here’s the definition of that word, “colloquial”: language used in ordinary or familiar conversation; not formal or literary.

So, already we see the corrupt, fake news media working to help the White House re-define the meaning of recession since they have obviously been given a head’s up that next Thursday’s report by the Commerce Department will show a second straight quarter of economic contraction. Thus, an actual recession.

These people are disgusting.

Speaking of the Democrat Swamp snakes at Axios, they also ran this ridiculous story on Friday:

Axios @axios

Trump refused to say election was "over" in Jan. 7 speech

trib.alTrump refused to say election was “over” in Jan. 7 speech“I just want to say Congress has certified the results without saying the election is over, okay?”

This seems the right time to remind everyone that it's 2022, and Hillary Clinton has still never said this about 2016, John Kerry has never said it about 2004 and Al Gore has never said it about 2000. In fact, the last time a loooooooser Democrat conceded a presidential election outcome was Mike Dukakis in 1988, 34 years ago.

That is a fact, and facts are very stubborn things.

Here is exactly why the CDC and Department of Health and Human Services work so hard to avoid publishing any accurate information about the relationship between COVID vaccines and COVID “cases”:

Justin Hart @justin_hart

😂 HHS website allows you to track vaccination rates and cases by geography. Two charts: 1) Chart 1 - counties with high vaccination rates and high cases 2) Chart 2 - counties with low vaccination rates and high cases public-data-hub-dhhs.hub.arcgis.com/pages/Vaccinat…

Oh.

Gosh, I fear there could be carbon emissions coming out of there:

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NEW - Wind turbine struck by lighting in Cromwell, Texas.

Finally, let’s close with this fantastic compilation:

Jodie Abacus @JodieAbacus

Lol send in your silly adjusted reasonings ..

That is all.