Saturday's Stupendous Absurdities: Biden Salutes a TV and Everything is Coming Up Red Wave Roses
After a speech in Pittsburgh on Friday, Old Joe the Sock Puppet Biden managed somehow to get lost for about the 300th time in the last year, and did this as he was attempting to get off the stage:
That’s right: He saluted the big-screen TV! You knew I wasn’t making that headline up, didn’t you? Of course you did.
Seriously, how do this guy’s evil, elder-abusing handlers keep putting him into these situations? The man gets lost pretty much every time he makes a TelePrompter reading. You would think he would have about a .500 batting average in turning the right way to leave when he’s done, but no, he’s the Joey Gallo of presidents, mired last in the league hitting .164.
Perhaps his evil handlers are just seeing if they can get him to the Cody Bellinger line of .210 before his first term is over.
What a damn embarrassment this man is.