Sunday's Absurdity of the Day: Another COVID Variant Arrives Just in Time for Christmas
It's a New Annual Tradition
PSA: Just as insane public fears over the "Delta Variant" have run their course, Anthony Fauci, the Biden Administration and your pals at the WHO present us all with a ... wait for it ... NEW VARIANT! And just like last year, it has been "discovered" right before Christmas!!!!
Members of the Global Church of St. Fauci are thrilled, preparing for the holiday season by getting quadruple vaxxed and planning to start wearing triple masks whenever they venture out into public, or into their own living rooms for that matter!
Yes, friends, COVID is the gift that keeps on giving, and if the Little Menace has his way, will never stop!
[This message brought to you by your friendly COVID vaccine pushers at Moderna, Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson.]
Ok, just kidding on that sponsorship, but it might as well be true.
You might as well just get used to it, folks: There will always be another COVID variant, and it will always be “discovered” as public fears about the previous variant have lost their traction with authoritarian governments around the world, including the Biden Administration. This reality has now displaced elevating fear campaigns about climate change as the single most predictable thing in the world today.
Officials at the WHO and the Biden Administration made sure to panic the markets on Friday with a variety of announcements about this new variant, which supposedly materialized recently in South Africa and has spread to several other African nations. Biden announced that he was implementing a ban on international travel to and from these mostly-black African nations.
Just for funzies, here is how Biden, Kamala Harris and San Fran Nan responded when President Donald Trump took similar action in early 2020, when this pandemic began:
Oh.
Remember how all your liberal “friends” - every last one of them - assured you that Trump only took his action because he’s a racist? Yeah, ask them now and they will - every last one of them - assure you that it’s all ok now because Democrats are doing it. Cool.
Biden’s travel ban is so urgently needed to save us all from death that he decided it could wait until Monday to be implemented, just as his vaccination mandate is so urgently needed to save us all from death that it could wait until January, and just as his mask mandates do not apply, even on crowded airliners, so long as you have an item of food or a soft drink in front of you.
Meanwhile, over at the WHO, they announced that they would name this new variant the Omicron variant, as they go through the Greek alphabet. They’d already used it up through the letter Nu, and Omicron is the Greek letter after Nu…oops, no it isn’t. They skipped one letter, as it turns out.
That letter was “Xi”.
Oh.
Well, hey, Xi already had his variant spread across the world. We all know it better as “COVID-19.”
Meanwhile, as all this hilarity was taking place in Washington and WHO HQ, doctors in South Africa who have been dealing with this variant were wondering what all the hysteria is about. The Times of India quotes Angelique Coetzee, the chairwoman of the South African Medical Association, as saying that this variant “results in mild disease, without prominent syndromes,” and
"It presents mild disease with symptoms being sore muscles and tiredness for a day or two not feeling well. So far, we have detected that those infected do not suffer loss of taste or smell. They might have a slight cough. There are no prominent symptoms. Of those infected some are currently being treated at home," Coetzee said.
Oh.
Back in the U.S., Peter Hotez is the founding dean of the National School of Tropical Medicine and Professor of Pediatrics and Molecular Virology & Microbiology at Baylor College of Medicine. He is also Director of the Texas Children’s Hospital Center for Vaccine Development and Texas Children’s Hospital Endowed Chair in Tropical Pediatrics, and University Professor of Biology at Baylor University in Houston. During an interview with MSNBC Saturday, Hotez also questioned what all the panic was about, and cautioned that everyone should wait to see how this thing develops before pushing the damn panic button so hard, reminding us that the reason WHO has made it all the way through the letter Nu at this point is because we’ve seen so many previous variants that didn’t really get to any sort of critical mass.
“Before we press the panic button I think there’s a few things to consider,” Hotez said during an appearance on MSNBC. “Yes, it does have some immune escape properties, or at least it looks like it might, but that’s not what’s associated with high transmissibility. We’ve had other immune-escape variants before that have not really taken off… That’s what I’m looking out for, the level of transmissibility.”
Oh.
Hotez also told MSNBC he believes the virus has already arrived in the U.S. and will be identified soon.
“I think we should assume that it’s likely in the U.S. by now since we tend to underperform in our ability to pick up various viral genomes,” he said.
Oh.
You want to know how worried the Sock Puppet really, truly is about this new “variant?” Check out this video of him violating Nantucket’s indoor mask mandate as he parades around a local store maskless on Saturday:
Oh.
Look, this administration is filled with evil people who are willing to do and say literally anything they believe will provide them with some political benefit. So, why would they try to put everyone into a panic over a variant whose symptoms aren’t even that of a mild cold? Well, here’s a couple:
Biden’s people have been desperately casting about for a way to bring down oil prices. Pressing the panic button Friday caused crude prices to drop by 12%. Like magic.
Biden’s people have been desperate to find ways to avoid being blamed for the runaway inflation their out-of-control spending has caused in our country. Inflation happens when too much demand is chasing too few goods, so the only ways to kill it is to either create more goods - something communists like Biden’s people hate doing - or destroy demand. What better way to destroy demand than to cause another panic over COVID and cause all the Karen’s to cower in fear in their living rooms again?
Is that a “conspiracy theory?” Sure, you can call it that if it makes you feel better. But given the facts on the ground as they exist today, it also happens to be the explanation that best explains why Biden and the WHO have done what they have done related to this handy new variant.
Eat better. Lose weight. Exercise. Take zinc and Vitamin C. [A reader tells me I need to add D3 to this list, so here you go. Do that, too.] Get vaccinated if you want to. If you are under the age of 70, this virus and all its variants are not more a threat to you than the common strains of flu you’ve been living with throughout your entire time on Planet Earth.
COVID is being used by really bad people who want to control you, not by people who give a damn about your personal health. The sooner we all come to grips with that reality and stop meekly obeying the orders that they themselves constantly violate, the sooner we can get our society back.
That is all.
You are over the target, David! Problem with these Communist moves is they are so obvious! It would be funny if it wasn’t so tyrannical!
DON'T WORRY THEY GOT THEM STACKED, ONE FOR CHRISTMAS, ONE FOR EASTER, EVERY HOLIDAY TILL THE COWS COME HOME.