Sunday's Absurdity of the Day: #PoopyPantsBiden is Trending on Twitter

Honestly, isn’t the headline all you need to know?

That hashtag - #PoopyPantsBiden - is trending on Twitter due to a rumor flying around that the reason why the Vatican would not allow Biden’s visit there to meet the Marxist Pope to be livestreamed over the Internet is because the nominal president of the United States became incontinent during the visit.

Now, this would be completely unbelievable if the “president” were anyone other than a rapidly fading elderly man whose evil, elder-abusing handlers and grasping wife have clearly been struggling to hide his advancing dementia from the public for more than 2 years now. Everyone - literally everyone - knows that this is the case with Biden at this point, though some still refuse to acknowledge what they see before their very eyes a dozen times every week. The corrupt, Democrat propaganda-spewing media refuses to report on it, but they all know it’s true as well, just as they all know Epstein didn’t kill himself and Russia collusion was a massive hoax and there was no “insurrection” at the Capitol Building on January 6.

Thus it was that on Saturday, as this human Sock Puppet was shoved into the G20 meeting by his evil handlers, and today, as he meets with the world’s private jet riding elite at the COP26 Summit in Glasgow, everyone who meets with him will have been informed that the probably pooped himself while meeting with the Marxist Pope.

Hey, maybe now we know what this was all about:

And maybe now we know what this was all about:

In other news, President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump did the Tomahawk Chop along with 50,000 Atlanta Braves fans as the Braves beat the Astros in Game 4 of the World Series:

…and a Southwest Airlines Pilot closed his passenger briefing with “Let’s Go Brandon.”

The the angry outrage mob of woke nitwits on Twitter are going berserk this morning over all of it.

And that’s pretty much all you need to know about how Saturday went for the formerly proud country known as the United States of America.

That is all.