Sunday's Salacious Absurdities

Let’s start with this headline from state-run propaganda outlet NBC News:

Hey, America: Ignore those videos of this staffer and another man having anal sex in a congressional conference room that circulated all over social media Saturday! Do not believe you’re lying eyes, because NBC News is here to imply that it’s those evil “conservative news outlets” who apparently made up the story and convinced this poor young staffer to engage in that deviant act, and now poor Ben Cardin’s “office” - not the Democrat Sen. from Maryland himself, mind you, but merely his unidentified “office” - has been forced to “part ways” (oh, the analogies I could make to that phrase!) with the poor, upstanding young man.

Joseph Goebbels must be beaming with pride reading that one.