Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Sunday's Salacious Absurdities: How Trump Forced Biden's Vindictive Hand on East Palestine

Sunday's Salacious Absurdities: How Trump Forced Biden's Vindictive Hand on East Palestine

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Feb 26, 2023
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Sunday's Salacious Absurdities: How Trump Forced Biden's Vindictive Hand on East Palestine
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As we would expect from an uncaring, barely cognizant oaf like Old Joe the Sock Puppet, his response to the environmental and public health catastrophe unfolding in East Palestine, Ohio, continued to be amazingly tone deaf and dismissive this week.

For example, when asked if he had bothered yet, 3 weeks after the derailment happened, to place a simple phone call to the Mayor of East Palestine, the dementia-addled puppet had no clue:

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Biden is asked if he talked to the Mayor of East Palestine. “I can't recall...I've talked to everyone there is to talk to”
11:57 PM ∙ Feb 24, 2023
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When asked about it again as he sauntered off to yet another long weekend in Delaware, he could only sputter out a tone deaf, unfunny joke:

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"Are you planning on traveling to East Palestine?" BIDEN: "At this moment not. I was, I did a whole video, I mean, uh, you know, the uh, what the hell? On..." "Zoom?" BIDEN: "Zoom. All I can hear every time I think of Zoom is that song of my generation, 'Who's Zoomin' Who?'"
11:02 PM ∙ Feb 24, 2023
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“Who’s Zoomin’ Who” should become the title of the first film made about the conduct of this entire nominal presidency.

After working diligently to studiously ignore this growing catastrophe in the heavily-Republican area of the Red state of Ohio, Biden and his officials finally were spurred into at least projecting some appearance of caring this week, but only after Donald Trump made his trip to East Palestine.

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