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Sunday's Sensational Absurdities: The Beatings Will Continue Until You STOP. VOTING. FOR. DEMOCRATS.
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Sunday's Sensational Absurdities: The Beatings Will Continue Until You STOP. VOTING. FOR. DEMOCRATS.

David Blackmon
May 8
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The Kentucky Derby experienced the most amazing race in its entire history on Saturday, as a horse named [checks notes] Rich Strike, after breaking dead last out of the gate and running next-to-last in the field of 20 horses coming out of the back turn, stormed from 10 lengths back down the stretch to overtake the favorites and win.

Watch:

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The overhead view makes Rich Strike's comeback for the upset @KentuckyDerby win look even more incredible. 😮 #KyDerby | @ChurchillDowns

May 8th 2022

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After his big win, Rich Strike immediately started trying to buck his jockey and have a pony for lunch:

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Rich Strike wins the Derby and immediately starts trying to eat the other horses.

May 7th 2022

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…before laughing it up while taking selfies in the Winner’s Circle:

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Rich Strike Victory Lane selfie with the trophy. #KentuckyDerby
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May 7th 2022

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What a day, and I’m not even a horse racing fan.

In other news, the news-fakers at the Washington Post have apparently adopted a new motto:

It reads: “Democracy Dies If Teachers and Administrators Can’t Keep Secrets From Parents About The ‘Gender Identity’ of Their Children.”

It’s a little long for my taste, but describes their groomer goals quite well.

Or, hey, maybe they’ll adopt “Democracy Thrives With More Censorship by the Government” instead:

Twitter avatar for @ChristinaPushawChristina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw
Journalists for Censorship 🤡
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May 7th 2022

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Not sure it’ll get them any new readers, but it will sure make their depraved Democrat operative employees feel better about themselves and what they do each day.

Out in Ohio, Old Joe Biden, our national China Sock Puppet, was reminiscing about the good old days when he could have lunch with the array of segregationist Democrats who infested the U.S. Senate during the 1970s:

Twitter avatar for @RichSementaMr Producer @RichSementa
Biden Reminisces About Eating Lunch with Segregationists
Biden Reminisces About Eating Lunch with SegregationistsJoe Biden: “even back in the old days when we had real segregationists like Eastland and Thurman and all those guys, at least we’d end up eating lunch together”rumble.com

May 6th 2022

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As people age, we are supposed to take advantage of the passing years to accumulate perspective and wisdom. Biden missed out on all of that, obviously.

Seriously, why do this man’s evil, elder abusing handlers keep letting him out of the basement? He gets more appalling with every passing day.

Since when has Dana Carvey been doing panel discussions on MSNBC made up as Garth?:

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Since when is Joe Rogan "far right"? @amalaekpunobi

May 6th 2022

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Seriously, who is that?

This abortion issue is not going as the media/Democrat narrative says it should:

Twitter avatar for @guypbensonGuy Benson @guypbenson
Narrative buster: In new CNN poll, taken *after* SCOTUS leak, GOP leads on generic ballot by 7 points & among the most enthusiastic voters, nearly twice as many say they’d be happy about overturning Roe vs. angry about it:
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Jennifer Agiesta @jennagiesta

New CNN polling: Comparing pre- and post-polling, the draft opinion does not appear to have shaken the midterm landscape. https://t.co/eLlKUOlc7t

May 6th 2022

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The chubby guy’s facial expression says it all, doesn’t it?

Winnie Cooper’s Revenge:

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Fred Savage Fired From ‘Wonder Years’ Reboot For ‘Inappropriate Conduct’
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May 7th 2022

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C’mon, Disney: The Wonder Years without Fred Savage is like the Today Show without Matt Lauer.

oh…ummm…nevermind.

In national news, the Democrat operatives at Bloomberg are now pushing a narrative that Russia would have invaded Ukraine sooner if only Trump had succeeded in overturning the 2020 election outcome. No, I swear, they really are, and they’re basing it all on the testimony of hack foreign operative Fiona Hill:

That is some serious news-faking right there. Award-worthy, really.

In case you missed it, gasoline prices are about to set new record highs again, just in time for summer driving season:

Man, nobody could’ve predicted that, right? Oh, wait, it turns out I did, well over a month ago.

Remember: None of this is coincidence, none of it is happening organically. These high energy prices are an integral part of the Green New Deal plan.

The only solution is to STOP. VOTING. FOR. DEMOCRATS.

Stop it. Right now. Because a vote for a Democrat - ANY Democrat - is a vote for this country’s economic destruction.

STOP IT.

That is all.

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