Sunday's Sensational Absurdities: The Beatings Will Continue Until You STOP. VOTING. FOR. DEMOCRATS.
The Kentucky Derby experienced the most amazing race in its entire history on Saturday, as a horse named [checks notes] Rich Strike, after breaking dead last out of the gate and running next-to-last in the field of 20 horses coming out of the back turn, stormed from 10 lengths back down the stretch to overtake the favorites and win.
After his big win, Rich Strike immediately started trying to buck his jockey and have a pony for lunch:
…before laughing it up while taking selfies in the Winner’s Circle:
What a day, and I’m not even a horse racing fan.
In other news, the news-fakers at the Washington Post have apparently adopted a new motto:
It reads: “Democracy Dies If Teachers and Administrators Can’t Keep Secrets From Parents About The ‘Gender Identity’ of Their Children.”
It’s a little long for my taste, but describes their groomer goals quite well.
Or, hey, maybe they’ll adopt “Democracy Thrives With More Censorship by the Government” instead:
Not sure it’ll get them any new readers, but it will sure make their depraved Democrat operative employees feel better about themselves and what they do each day.
Out in Ohio, Old Joe Biden, our national China Sock Puppet, was reminiscing about the good old days when he could have lunch with the array of segregationist Democrats who infested the U.S. Senate during the 1970s:
As people age, we are supposed to take advantage of the passing years to accumulate perspective and wisdom. Biden missed out on all of that, obviously.
Seriously, why do this man’s evil, elder abusing handlers keep letting him out of the basement? He gets more appalling with every passing day.
Since when has Dana Carvey been doing panel discussions on MSNBC made up as Garth?:
Seriously, who is that?
This abortion issue is not going as the media/Democrat narrative says it should:
Jennifer Agiesta @jennagiestaNew CNN polling: Comparing pre- and post-polling, the draft opinion does not appear to have shaken the midterm landscape. https://t.co/eLlKUOlc7t
The chubby guy’s facial expression says it all, doesn’t it?
Winnie Cooper’s Revenge:
C’mon, Disney: The Wonder Years without Fred Savage is like the Today Show without Matt Lauer.
In national news, the Democrat operatives at Bloomberg are now pushing a narrative that Russia would have invaded Ukraine sooner if only Trump had succeeded in overturning the 2020 election outcome. No, I swear, they really are, and they’re basing it all on the testimony of hack foreign operative Fiona Hill:
That is some serious news-faking right there. Award-worthy, really.
In case you missed it, gasoline prices are about to set new record highs again, just in time for summer driving season:
Man, nobody could’ve predicted that, right? Oh, wait, it turns out I did, well over a month ago.
Remember: None of this is coincidence, none of it is happening organically. These high energy prices are an integral part of the Green New Deal plan.
The only solution is to STOP. VOTING. FOR. DEMOCRATS.
Stop it. Right now. Because a vote for a Democrat - ANY Democrat - is a vote for this country’s economic destruction.
That is all.