Sunday's Sterling Absurdities: Building 'Trust' via Lack of Objectivity at the Washington Post

Before we get to the main topic this morning, I should note that Old Joe Biden’s handlers finally decided to shoot down the ChiCom balloon Saturday, but only after they had allowed it to traverse the entire depth and breadth of Alaska and the continental U.S., in the process flying over several of our most sensitive military installations, and thus fully complete its mission for the Xi government:

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

🚨 BREAKING: The U.S. has shot down the Chinese Spy Balloon off of the coast of the Carolinas.

Here’s how the old Sock Puppet himself explained the decision chain:

Jacqui Heinrich @JacquiHeinrich

Via pool: “I told them to shoot it down,” Biden said, referring to his directive to national security officials.  Q: On Wednesday?  POTUS: “On Wednesday.”  Q: But the recommendation to them was to wait—  POTUS: “They said to me let’s wait to the safest place to do it.”

Yeah, sure, right, uh-huh. Sounds legit.

Meanwhile, the propagandists who run our Pentagon now put out another statement hilariously claiming they were able to block the balloon’s equipment from gathering intel during its 4 day flight across America:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: The Defense officials say they were able to block the Chinese balloon from gathering intel during its time in US airspace, while the US military was able to gather intel on the balloon and its equipment.

Sadly, we can’t trust a word of that because of all the outrageous lies the current Pentagon leadership and its spokespeople have been caught telling us during this administration. If you trust a word of it, you should ask your significant other to slap your silly face.