Let’s start with this bit of morning glory from our WINNING, GLORIOUS WINNING file:
New joke:
Person 1: Hey, what do you call 15,000 IRS agents putting down their petty audit files of ordinary Americans who failed to report every $600 transaction and picking up their walking papers?
Person 2: I don’t know, what?
Person 1: A good start.
[rimshot]
Only 72,000 more to go.