The Campaign Update: Nikki Gets Another Participation Trophy in South Carolina

Nikki Haley must’ve grown up in one of those environments where everybody gets a trophy regardless of how badly they managed to lose.

She got clobbered in Iowa but declared victory and promised to go onto New Hampshire.

In New Hampshire, she got destroyed again and pledged to fight onto Nevada.

There, she was absolutely demolished by Donald Trump, but again found some moral victory in there somewhere, and took her runner-up trophy to put in display in her home state of South Carolina.