Campaign Update by David Blackmon

Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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The Campaign Update: Ok, So, Who Watched That DeSantis/Beelzebub Debate?

The Campaign Update: Ok, So, Who Watched That DeSantis/Beelzebub Debate?

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Dec 01, 2023
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The Campaign Update: Ok, So, Who Watched That DeSantis/Beelzebub Debate?
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Ok, so, who watched that debate last night? I was watching my 13 year-old granddaughter play basketball - a game she plays with a motor that does not stop, much like Micah Parsons - and then caught the last 3 quarters of the Cowboys’ thrilling win over the Seahawks.

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I had a great night last night. How many of you spent two hours listening to Sean Hannity’s terminally annoying voice asking questions of the best Governor in America today and the manifestly evil Governor of California? You have my deepest sympathies.

Apparently, Ron DeSantis cold-cocked Gavin Newsom in his closing remarks, holding up a copy of the infamous San Francisco poop map which shows all the places where citizens have reported human excrement on the sidewalks. The map, of course, is almost entirely brown.

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