Thursday's Terrible Absurdities: 'We'll All Be Melting'
In the wake of Biden’s speech on climate in Somerset, Massachusetts yesterday, one White House advisor was recorded telling reporters that “we’ll all be melting” if we don’t do something about this “climate emergency” we’re in.
Biden himself told his paltry audience made up mainly of his entourage and the gaggle of Democrat activist reporters that he believes we are in a “climate emergency,” but not enough to actually formally declare one.
His handlers did tweet about it, though:
The President did mumble and bumble about oil slicks on his windshield as a child giving him cancer, though:
“And guess what…the first frost, you know what’s happening. It had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up, have cancer, and why can…for the longest time, Delaware had the highest cancer rate in the nation.”
“Literally,” y’all, that windshield oil slick when he was a child gave Biden cancer at age 79. (No, the old mush-mouthed weirdo doesn’t have lung cancer or something like that, but he has had some melanomas and benign skin cancer growths removed in recent years.)
But back to the whole “we’ll all be melting” deal: Just to be clear, I want to signal my enduring virtue by pointing out that I am extremely anti-melting. Do not want to melt in any way, shape or form now, or anytime in the future. Human melting is in fact baaaaaad.
I feel so virtuous now.
Let’s move on…
But…but…but…we have been assured by the corrupt propaganda media that this race is nip and tuck and Kari Lake would probably lose:
Mike Pence, who endorsed Lake’s opponent in the race, is about to get thumped by Trump one more time in the Arizona primary. I’m cool with that.
This clown gets worse with every passing day:
Remember when we hoped Eric Adams would be an improvement over the worst mayor in U.S. history, Bill DeBlasio? Those were some good times, huh?
This clown gets a few hundred illegal immigrants in his city of, what, 10 million people, and goes out and whines about what a “burden” it is. Perhaps he should call the mayors of Del Rio or Eagle Pass or Laredo or McAllen or Harlingen or any of 3 dozen other border cities in Texas and find out what an illegal immigration “burden” really looks like.
What a jackass.
Speaking of DeBlasio, he pulled out of yet another political race Tuesday after coming in dead last in the polling:
Here’s an excerpt from that story:
“I’ve really listened carefully to people and it’s clear to me that when it comes to this congressional district, people are looking for another option. And I respect that,” he said in a video statement.
“Even though this is not going to work out, I hope you know how much I appreciate you and we’re gonna do a lot together to make this city better in the future,” he added.
De Blasio garnered support from just 3 percent of likely voters in a Working Families Party poll. That put him at the bottom of a list of more than dozen candidates competing to represent New York’s 10th Congressional District.
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He’s listened carefully, y’all. LOL. What a buffoon.
Speaking of clowns, how about the generals at the Pentagon:
Yes, "challenges" like firing anyone who doesn't want to take the inordinate risks inherent in COVID vaccines. Those kinds of "challenges".
You just cannot make this stuff up, folks. You can’t.
Hey, guess who’s in charge of Beto O’Rourke’s campaign now?:
As I pointed out yesterday, Soros is also in charge of Stacey Abrams’ campaign.
But then, those of us who have been paying attention since about 2011 know that he’s been in charge of the entire Democrat Party for years now.
The Renewables Won’t Save Us tweet of the day:
This cracked me up. In case you can’t see it, the line for Batteries is the yellow line waaaayyyyyy down there at the bottom of the chart. That little circle represents the 10 minutes out of 24 hours when all of the installed backup batteries in California combined managed to generate some electricity onto the grid and surpass the state’s lone remaining nuclear plant’s output. That’s what that Twitter user is so excited about.
But here’s the real fallacy there: Look carefully at the scale on the left, the Y-axis. There, you see that, before it briefly spiked up, the yellow line spent much of the day in below-zero territory. That’s the hours in the day the batteries were actually being recharged by drawing electricity out of the state’s grid. In fact, the battery line spends almost as much time in negative territory as it does in positive.
That, friends, is the stark reality about renewable energy in a single chart. No matter how much of this stuff you put onto any grid, even with battery backup, it simply cannot be the replacement for fossil fuel and nuclear energy. The laws of physics and thermodynamics will not allow it, and those laws can’t be repealed.
So, I suppose that means we will all be melting in any event.
That is all.
Apparently the Dimocrats have no intelligent ideas. They’re committing political suicide with their Green Energy boondoggle! I’m very glad about that!
Perhaps all the looney mumbling out of Biden are carefully scripted to increase the distain and laughter of the world watching America slumber into oblivion.