Thursday's Thrilling Absurdities: Slouching into WWIII [UPDATED]
Now, we’re sending tanks.
That’s what Old Joe the Sock Puppet read from his handy TelePrompter on Wednesday, in the process naturally screwing up his own narrative by trying to ad lib from the script:
I think he meant to say “Russia’s brutal aggression towards Ukraine,” but who the hell really knows anymore? It’s like trying to understand what your toddler is trying to say to you - sometimes you just have to make your best guess and move along about your business.
The problem here, of course, is that the business this utterly corrupt administration and its supporting bipartisan warmonger caucus in congress is gradually moving us as a nation into will soon become something whose impacts we won’t be able to avoid in our personal lives. Those impacts could possibly turn deadly.
The U.S. is sending 30 high-tech tanks into its proxy war with Russia, with the full NATO goal ultimately being 85 tanks that will enable Ukraine to put 2 full brigades onto the field of battle.
Unsurprisingly, Russian officials responded negatively to this latest NATO/US provocation.