Thursday's Thrilling Absurdities: Somebody Forgot to Lock the Door to the Air Force One Press Cabin

Somebody’s getting fired at the White House today:

One Twitter user hilariously posted that John Kirby looks like he’s watching a slasher film in that clip.

Whoever was responsible for locking the door to the press cabin on Air Force One is getting the boot for sure.

Don’t believe me? Take a gander at the expression on Anthony Blinkin’s face as his Sock Puppet in Chief mumbles on about something or other that nobody on the plane can understand:

They were all scared to death he’d just pop off and reveal classified information, but instead of doing that, he capped things off by saying this:

Yeah, I don’t think Hamas learning how to shoot straight really ought to be our main desire here, Joe.