Thursday's Thrilling Absurdities: What Do You Say When You Call the Burner Phone and the Big Guy Picks Up?

Want to see a real hero cop in action? Take a look at this body cam video from the Allen, Texas police officer who single-handedly took down the killer at a local outlet mall in May:

Here’s the video:

It’s a refreshing contrast to the mass cowardice and incompetence that was on display in the Uvalde, Texas school shootings last summer. God bless this man.